Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Please Rape William Wright

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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pauls tuck

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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