- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Wanker

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Grace Ackerson

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