- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

matt has ebola...funny right!?

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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