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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

Knock, knock. Come in.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

I had a submarine.... once

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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