- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Continents are large islands.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

The Moon Landing.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

This is an anti-anti-joke.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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