- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Your existance.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

whats black and white? a zebra

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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