When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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