I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

your social life.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Is maynaise an instrument?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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