Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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shut up kobe!

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Winter

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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