A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

2 + 2 = 4

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Vote this down and get DOXED

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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