Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

* anti-punchline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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