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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Anthony sucks

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Women's rights.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

hahahahaha thats not funny

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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