Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

religion

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Waffles ate my grandma

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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