What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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