- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What do you call a black man? Black

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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