- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Womens Rights

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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