- Anti Joke

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Carrot fingers

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.