- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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