Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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