- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Roses are red, violets are purple.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??