What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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im a willy bum bum

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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