- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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