how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Christianity

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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