- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

DEATH.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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