What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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