- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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