- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

I have suicidal thoughts

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Continents are large islands.

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