Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Nickleback.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your sex life.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Who is big and stupid My brother

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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