Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Safe sex MR

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Anti Joke

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