- Anti Joke

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why is the ground wet It rained

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

in soviet russia, cow milks you

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.