Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

joke under this line wins _________________________

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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