A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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your mom died.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Women's Rights.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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