- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

mental kid

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Women's rights

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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