- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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