Y u do dis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Guess who is violent. Osama

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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