What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Wright flyer

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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