- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Cool Brian

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

david poredos

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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