- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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