What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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