hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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