why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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baloney sandwich

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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