knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Anti Joke

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