A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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