What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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