What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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to get to the other side.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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