WHO WANTS SOW????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What the hell are you doing?

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Stealth baseballs record

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Corn Muffins

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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