you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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