Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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