- Anti Joke

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A blind man walks into a wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her