- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

A blind man watches TV

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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