- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

I need to start studying.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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