Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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A blind man watches TV

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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