- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

We found a cure for cancer. Death

If i open this door you can go trough it

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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