- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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