What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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