- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Banana Hamock.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Firgen and the blung brigade

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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