- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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