- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where's mom I killed her

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Knock knock What?

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

call me maybe.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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