- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Your Mother

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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