Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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A woman wears a dress.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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sorry got to poo

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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