Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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