How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

wanna hear a joke? yes

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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