- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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