- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Heskey time.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Baby Seal walks into a club.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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