I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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