- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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