Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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womens rights

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Anti Joke

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