what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Why did the

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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lol

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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