What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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