- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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