- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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