- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Poop.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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