Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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A man goes to the potty.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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