where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Your face is hilarious.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Your existance.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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