What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Anti Joke

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