- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

A black student graduated High School

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why did it die Nothing died

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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