ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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pee

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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