An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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knock knock come in!

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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