- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Potato!

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.