How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Llamaworm

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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HEY!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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