- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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