why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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